Uranus Wipes – Antibacterial Wet Wipes Funny Uranus Gifts Funny Wet Wipes Weird Gifts for Friends Cool Gag Gifts for Men Silly Uranus Novelty Gift Stocking Stuffers for Adults Men White Elephant Gift

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Uranus Wipes
When Uranus is covered in muck, trying to ignore it in the hopes nobody will notice is a fool’s game. Not only is it unsightly, but folks can smell an unkempt gas giant from lightyears away. Don’t draw the wrong attention to one of the universe’s greatest showpieces, grab a pack of Uranus Wipes, and get to work!
Uranus Wipes antibacterial wipes are your first defense against germs that might settle on Uranus if left unchecked. Even the most stubborn case of cooties is no match for a good, thorough cleansing!
Has someone you know been suffering the shame of a funky gas giant? Maybe they don’t realize that habitat has taken on a life of its own. Look no further! The solution is right here – Uranus Wipes! Be a hero! Stash some of these handy antibacterial wipes in their Christmas stocking, desk drawer, purse, or car console. The nose you save may be your own!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY. DON’T USE IN SENSITIVE AREAS. OUCH!IF URANUS IS DIRTY, EVERYONE WILL KNOW ABOUT IT – When flies are orbiting, it’s time to be a friend and do the right thing. While it may be an uncomfortable conversation to have, you’ll feel so much better after saying, “Use Uranus Wipes, pal!”
COVERS ALL SORTS OF OTHERWORLDLY PROBLEMS – A pack of Uranus Wipes Antibacterial Wipes is the perfect solution to common problems linked with bacteria, sweat, and random, unspeakable UFOs landing on Uranus.
HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Laughter makes the universe a happier place. Surprise someone with a package of Uranus Antibacterial Wet Wipes.
A HEALTHY DOSE OF HUMOR – Not only is this funny Uranus gift sure to crack your friends up, they’re also powerful, germ-fighting antibacterial wipes. Hilarious and handy are a winning combination.
A WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Uranus Wipes are an awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

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